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Who the fuck is down voting this? Can somebody better at Lemmy than me say? Edit:or prove him wrong instead of down voting

“tHe peT cAnT coNsENT to owNeRsHIp”

Is the argument I get when I troll c/vegan

Vegans might be nicer to animals but in my experience they’re generally trash to other people. Also a vegan owning a pet is hypocrisy in the finest form.

I’d be happy with a fatal slip and fall accident

Not because they disagree with them, but because they accused them of being Antifa plants to make them look bad.

I put them up now lol

Fitting username

Head(ear)shot

Your dad looked ridiculous Vinnie did him a favor

I actually gave up recently for my mental health of all things. Turns out accepting being tracked in just about everything I do but also getting all the benefits of living in the future, without the effort spent on mitigation, is a huge relief. Does Google know my daily routine? Yes. Did they when I had the tin foil hat on? Probably also yes.

Lol I was going to bring up bananadine

You’re the apple

A waffle is a fine substitute

But you don’t post from a lemmy.ca handle! Bring out the boiling syrup

Where the fuck are you spending that much on eggs?

It’s just gobbledygook

Is the only danger mortal?

There’s still a ton of good content on YouTube, just because the big faces in the trending tab all suck shouldn’t discount people like Dan Hurd or Dustin Porter, no native advertising, good content made for the fans. You just have to dig