It’s obviously edited because pankakke is art.

👉😎👉 Zoop!

👁‍🗨👀👁‍🗨

“Fix this!”

o.0

Enhance!

Yup, good eye.

Love The Bleatles.

He’s not a calebrity reliant on publuc opinion. He doesn’t give a shit.

Point me to the EU law which clearly states this, please.

Plus it makes money for the country.

I call bullshit. The Louvre makes more tourism money than Buckingham Palace even without some rich assholes living there.

I tried giving snail all my mortal possessions but it was just a decoy =/

A 386 could handle that easily and still have two pixels left.

I don’t think reflexes were involved here, more likely it was lucky arm positioning at the right time. But what do I know? I wasn’t quite there to witness it.

And here we go…

I mean, yeah, but do you know how far it is down the road to the chemist’s?

Thanks. I missed it since I’m still using uni.xkcd.com.

Makes it a bit easier to gauge if you’re feeling lucky, punk.

Happened to me once. I was super drunk walking home and didn’t see an open manhole in front of me. I got super lucky, though.

From my drunk perspective, I’m just walking along when suddenly the ground is nearly at my eye level. Then I realised I’m dangling there, with only my head and elbows outside. I dragged myself out and continued on home.

I have no idea how I managed to fall inside with both my legs at the same time and why my arms didn’t hurt like hell, not even in the morning.

The dangers of dieting.

If anyone else told me that, I wouldn’t believe them…