But the road was built by someone else… That’s why I prefer to go off road. 😎

I sometimes wonder if I am only partially lactose intolerant because I can eat cheese all day and be fine; but if I drink a glass of milk, 30 to 45 minutes later I’m peeing out my ass.

I am unsure if I am too high to understand this or not high enough…

It’s actually kind of weird to me that sports games haven’t seemed to really do the live service thing to the extent other games have. They just make an entirely “new” game every year and try to get you to spend $70 for some slight stat differences and maybe new players.

Then again, I only have 2. 🤷🏻‍♂️

It’s just a permit not a license which means for the first 6 months, he can only fuck monsters while with a licenced monster fucker to supervise.

I like nut milk. Preferably straight from the nuts.

I think I also have that because It Takes Two came in a bundle with it.

I’ve always found them to be kinda cool, but, like… I can type in a url faster than getting out a camera and getting it to scan most of the time. Especially when they’re using a shortener to have a URL that’s literally just 4 characters long. So I pretty much never actually do anything with QR codes.

They can be used for more than just a website, but I’ve never seen one that does anything but act as a link. Can’t you fit, like, a small image in one? Rickroll someone with just Astley’s face instead of going to the YouTube link?

So he has no other ride. Got it.

Can’t wait to find someone who will play It Takes Two with me. As the name suggests, it takes two people to play and I am but one person. :(

I came in here with an opinion, but somehow it’s gone now. Weird.

For real. I find it hella crazy that all these companies want to push for AR but none of them have actually made AR huds that would be as useful as what most video games have.

I want a visual representation of my health and stamina on screen.

Is being pansexual more or less gay than simply being homosexual? 🤔

Why won’t hot aliens crash land in my backyard to take me on sexy space adventures? 😩

“Would you still love me if I was a worm?”

“I dunno… Am I an early bird?”

“It’s a Zelda game. I bet I could beat Ganon with a stick. I mean, I just have to hit him 3 times, right?” - First experience with BOTW

It’s true.

I’m a non-decent human and I think Ubisoft games are soulless garbage.

But there would be 20k testicles.

'Tis Torture Time for Princess!

breaks both its arms

“Call me mommy.”