You need to learn to not think much about your passive income. Billionaire sigma grindset or smth

I’ll take breath money pls and thank you

He will be masturbating to the sound of you struggling to poop

Or a pervert

Thats great. Where can I get some for my kitchen walls?

Just houseplants whenever they speak. If that bothers you, you can torture them until they obey all you say

!aneurysmposting@sopuli.xyz

Treebeard

That works. But you know what else would bring you money and anonymity…

Internet for sure. 20 years of isolation would be maddening

Oh yeah thats the kinda story I like

You know what else is a party trick that would start conversations …

Monster!

Premature glittering

Thats the average conversation with a slrpnk user

I must confess I went to your profile to check out any cosplay you had done. Nothing there :(

Unless youre talking about greying. Completely forgot old people exist for a moment

You’re not getting extra hair, just the color change

Your time keeping is sub par!

Aaaand there’s the plot twist. I AM chronically online