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💥 This is a phonecall from J-j-j-john Smiiiiiiith! 📯 💣

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That is CLEARLY a joveseat

alights the Thew signal

Better yet, she only had to pay for one wedding!

You know he ain’t gonna fly

everybody’s disney until your Xterra is found stuck in the wall of a Wild Birds Unlimited

Do they have subtitles in jive?

probably something like this

Now watch it transform into a Decepticon.

https://youtu.be/BomXaB2pXS4?t=2685s

Is that the actual prop from A Life Day Story, or a replica?

Yeah, I really need to use Mewolingo more

One of them’s on lookout duty, the other two are debating amongst themselves over who’s the better lockpick. This is a Heist.

Of COURSE she’s going to tell it’s a fake! You forgot the red Nintemdo Sw¡tch logo in the corner!

“Honey, I think there was a mix-up at the hospital.”

“What makes you say that?”

Delightfully devilish disruptive, Elon.

eurobeat track intensifies

…you live in Australia, don’t you

Is there a Sharks/Jets streetfight preference setting?

Me trying to explain the backstory of Britain’s longest-running sci-fi series