why is she dressed like steve minecraft?

thats whack. glad i don’t use windows.

what’s this about?

whitest meal i ever seen

The following is just my own assumptions, take with a grain of salt.

Phones are often taken out to perform a quick task, then stashed back in a pocket/bag many times a day. As such, being able to unlock a phone quickly is a rather useful feature.

On the other hand, laptops are usually taken out to be used for larger tasks, and as such, do not need to be unlocked as often.

Fingerprint scanners add less value to a laptop than they do a phone.

A Fooly myself.

(it’s a copypasta)

Translated for gen alpha:

level 5 gyatt rizz livvy dunne rizzing up baby gronk ice spice wat da dawg doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey board

what da trout doin?

Your guess is as good as mine.

Pretty sure it’s a weird “National Pharmacies” ad campaign, from Australia. I guess the fact I know this means it’s worked somewhat.

Edit: Here’s another version of the ad.

looking forward to this release showing up in arch, that’s for sure

adhd prolly idk

dang plasma looking sexy af there

woo hoo!

unironically

Hbomberguy called out Internet Historian for blatant plagiarism.

He lays an egg of course.

I think it’s up for interpretation. All I’ll say is that it’s unlikely to be healthy.

Me drinking while watching myself bury myself (who is dead).