There’s always money in the Banana Stand.
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I would upvote this twice if I could.
lol. Gross. But lol.
You know what Republican white Jesus always says, “When the going gets tough, attack a child.”
“Accidentally“
I tried to link to EvilBit’s comment but it didn’t work, here it is pasted from above: “I mean, the Rock Rock did just recently come out with his whole “yeah but both sides” cowardice. Apparently too many right-wingers buy his stupid energy drink and tequila for him to feel comfortable defending democracy in even the laziest, most minimal ways. “
Knowing them they probably purchased the Tom Cruise versions because, let’s be honest, attention to detail and critical thinking are not their strong suits.
That reads like the slogan for cheap cologne. “incontinence for men, a subtle, almost imperceptible smell of piss. iiinnncontinennnce”
I can feel how awkwardly close they stand next to people when they’re talking from here. That and their smell… you don’t get hair with that level of grease without actively trying.
Grasping his queen in hand he swings, wielding the full might of the powerful position, he strikes, destroying two opponents at once. A king must be willing to make sacrifices “For third time Mr. Trump that’s not how you play chess and will you please stop throwing checkers at the baby Jesus and put him back in his crèche.”
Surfshark doesn’t seem to be either.
Giraffe calf sees the light of day, freeing its self from its 18 month confine, free falls six feet, lands on its head
Sadly I doubt that people that have taken horse paste to counteract their COVID infections will make those same acknowledgements.
I mean, you can probably measure it in both if you wanted, heck you could even measure it in number of cubits. I doubt the train will care.
Well, to be fair, it’s quite possible for her to be both stupid AND doing Trump’s bidding. It’s not like he is firing on all cylinders, the guy brags about being able to pick out a whale from a from a lineup of fruits and vegetables.
“¡U máax in detenga!”
lol. If the right could read/ wanted to the Bible would be one of the first books they would ban.