“Lifeless black eyes, like a dolls eyes”.
“Lifeless black eyes, like a dolls eyes”.
But he’s fully functional!
Pigs are aware of how delicious they are.
The scarier thing is that pigs are aware of how delicious we are.
We need to normalize platonic vulnerability sessions. Just having a nice cuddle with friends, feeling open and okay.
I prefer when my burger heals thyself.
Infinite burger.
This is what happens when you take things away. Used to be you’d just levitate yourself wherever you needed to go.
Then there’s Fallout. Who needs horses? Courier can carry themself and 400 pounds of Sunset Sarsaparilla up a damn near vertical cliff face if you do the side-to-side.
I wish I could read hieroglyphs to tell you! I just happen to love that particular tale, and any time someone posts Hieroglyph Loss, it’s where my brain goes.
Isis being informed that Osiris’ penis had been taken.
This is why you should support your local squirrel population.
Little buddies have been waging a war against this for a long time for us. We need to give back.
I can climb into the Metapod all I like, I never come out a Butterfree.
Disappointment at every turn.
The modern version of Will and Grace?
Kinda surprised it hasn’t been made already.
Well, the two do have some things in common.
They both want you to follow them.
They want to lead you from chaos and danger.
They focus on helping the needy.
They can make food magically appear.
People love making art of when they got nailed.
“I’ll be there… Our special place… Brought to you by Papa John’s.”
Well, someone’s getting a visit from Calander Man.
Don’t mind me, I’m just setting up the popcorn cart for when the programmer arguments start. I’ll share.
But they can be eaten, or turned into gold, or juiced, or turned into a labor force, or…
Wait, what was Gargamel’s actual plan?
Good on them. $7500 for all future royalties is an absolute rip, especially coming out of Rockstar.
Second time in two days?
We need to increase macing rotations. That’s just not enough.
“Azumarill is my favorite Pokemon”.
Except for a few times.
Like the island full of zombies.
Or K.I.S.S dealing with interdimendional threats by riding on a giant guitar ship powered by rock, and that Gene Simmons may be a literal demon, not just an abhorrent human being.