Narrrz

it’s all relative anyway

“do you guys have enough rope? here, let us give you some more”

17 years! you must have given her such a wonderful life

where do you get all your polonium from?

not asking for any nefarious reason

what else would it be?

except for all those times when it wasn’t…

but any further violence is excessive. obviously.

I actively try to avoid killing cockroaches - they’re useful to the ecosystem. Republicans, not so much.

I doubt I’d extend them the same courtesy.

I don’t strictly forget about them, but I never think to buy them myself. Brussels sprouts.

give daddy’s tablet back and stop skipping school.
your older self will thank you for it.

tabaxi: pupils dilate

indeed, I think even the top transfem olympian did not rate compared to the top ‘natural’ (I use that word only to distinguish, not to disparage) women.

pay some prostitutes to come to your thanksgiving dinner and debate your uncle on his ideas about immigrants.

it gets him coming and going. alzeimers is degrading his mental capacity, which as you mentioned, was already only the level of a six year old.

a very average six year old.

destiny (2, at least) was a mechanically great shooter attached to an abysmal story with awful MMO gear/leveling features and some of the worst company decisions I’ve ever heard of.

the game would literally be better if their parent company had died the moment they released it.

so what’s the plunger/French press?

the hosting is free, you just pay a subscription to ensure it stays that way.

don’t forget to make your first wish “if i, as i am now or as i become subsequent to their fulfilment, am unsatisfied with the outcome of any of my wishes, i wish to return to the moment i first was granted them, retaining full knowledge of the timeline as i caused it to be but with the ability to make diffent choices”

since we’re supposed to not be dealing with a monkey paw/genie situation, i didn’t use it this way, but in general I’d recommend making it your first wish under any such circumstances.

rephrase as necessary to further weed out possible loopholes.

a private reality which obeys whatever rules i want it to.

the ability to interface this reality with any others, as well as disconnect it, at will.

the right to abortion is just a subset of bodily autonomy: noone should be able to make decisions or take actions upon your body except you/with your consent.

you can survive with half a liver, and livers regenerate. you can also donate significant amounts of your blood, and even more plasma, without ill effect. these things are lifesaving, but despite that, you cannot be forced to do so against your will.

abortion is no different. just because it can’t survive without you doesn’t mean it gets priority over your own bodily autonomy.

and the open source, free tools for creating such games are getting better almost by the day.