I bet they were remembering the story of the Egyptian Archaeologists who discovered a jar of honey and they all had a taste. Then they found a fetus in the jar.
Oh you know what- Snopes says it didn’t happen! It’s maybe just an urban legend.
For reference, this is Brawny paper towels where the sheets are perforated the other direction, allowing you to actually tear a half sheet. This is what “select a size” should mean.
Wait I don’t get it. Please send help. Is it like a flowchart?
Is he still able to vote?
Here are two friends chatting. Right friend tries to tell a story about “showing” something . Left friend (annoying friend in this meme) interrupts the story to label right friend as “showerrr”, meaning someone who shows.
In the second frame left friend is in a shower, a play on the word from the first frame.
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They look just like my sparrows in Oregon! But the real pic is those mountains! Amazing! Are you going up there? I bet you’ll see better birds than sparrows
Extra funny bc of Throckmorton’s sign which is a penis joke in radiology.
Fucking fuck yes
Yes but knowing that he was a gobshite made him wise
Super spoopy. Don’t like. But also kind of like.
Do conservatives just want us all to give in to our enemies? And then let them take Poland and eventually the US too? Bro. Some people’s kids. The US has been at war in one form or another since the 50’s. We have fought proxy wars against them as recently as Syria in 2019 and please don’t forget that they are regularly attacking the US through ransomware attacks against hospitals, local governments, water bureaus, and banks. They are also attacking our elections through misinformation and bribery. They have directly threatened our country with nuclear war as recently as last year. If conservatives don’t love our homeland enough to defend it than thank Biden for your safety.
Well, for once the police managed to stop a shooting before it took place.
I’m a rugged individualist! So long as Trump says that’s okay
So that’s where our PNW rain went
This is a meme about a scary book called House of Leaves. It’s a book that will make you feel unwell.
Jail? The man argued in court that he is allowed to ASSASSINATE political opponents as a former president
Hey! That’s Atlantic City! That’s where I’m from
That’s probably the Boss’s car lol
It’s just the mechanics of the back. You know how you’re supposed to keep your back straight when you pick up a heavy object? A pack on the front would strain the back by pulling it the other way and it would be uncomfortable.
I called them that too. I think I remember a Flintstones one.