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When I used to try and ask AI for help, most of the time it would just give me fake command combinations or reference some made-up documentation
When I used to try and ask AI for help, most of the time it would just give me fake command combinations or reference some made-up documentation
Evolution: “Am I a fucking joke to you?”
The look on her face says “ah, shit. Here we go. Just another day with all these fuckin’ tubes”
My cat would be in full murder mode for such treason
Forget about Windows
FTFY
Are ya ready PIDs?
Ooooooooooooo
Who lives in a pineapple called KDE
You’re not supposed to give your cat ecstasy
You shall lie soulless in the wake of Debian’s righteous slaughter
I’m insulted that you would even ask me that. We are no longer internet friends.
I work in IT and I don’t like following rules
Steve: “Bitch set me up!”
Might I refer you to Brainfuck, or perhaps Whitespace?
“Which programming language will kill you the fastest? One man searches for the answer.”
And pain is immutable
Yup, you’re right. I had a bullet for that originally, but changed it.
How this usually goes:
Introduce new controversial feature
Backlash
Postpone deployment
Soften public opinion with marketing, rename product, change minor features, etc
Deploy product regardless
Enshittification complete (Until next time!)
Oh, I love hide and seek
In that case, are you looking for an exciting new career opportunity?
Kubernetes: I will ruin your fucking life