It’s also 8 hrs/day she doesn’t have random sweaty fat guys dumping loads in her. Anyone who doesn’t take that deal is either Ayn Rand level deranged or has beaten life and found their true passion

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Had never heard of this meme, assumed it was a different humorous Throckmorton reference - which is essentially a medical dick joke that grew into a meme including multiple published meme studies in medical journals

I grew up in a Jewish community, this is typical lovingly-razzing banter

A certainly OK egret

I’d think the fact they’ve saturated the US market is exactly why it’d be too valuable to give up. They’d lose a ton of revenue, tanking their valuation. They may be better off selling. From there they could prob just clone it and promote a competing service in those unclaimed markets using a portion of the extra sale price they get for maintaining (and selling a product with) US market dominance

…if they’re above average, I think they’ll figure out the explicitly defined variable. I think the instructor is trying to make sure this problem doesn’t require a calculator and figured defining pi as 5 makes it clear that you can treat it as a whole number. 3 would be more accurate and just as easy, but meh idk that this is that great of a blunder.

That had better be a humorous attempt at hyperbole. If you’re suggesting the sky is actually blue I’m hitting the downvote button SO HARD

Wait can someone explain why it didn’t want to generate random numbers?

Wow what a poser. I bet she doesn’t even know when Levi Strauss was born, despite clearly wearing jeans

If a pack of cigarettes is opened in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it still make that rhythmic slapping sound as they get tamped down?

If your aunt’s abusive boyfriend tries to sue you and your mom’s boyfriend out of inheriting your grandad’s shotgun, you might be a real-life Jeff Foxworthy bit

The answer is obviously 2 pairs of pants with a bare horsey midriff

*WehadababyEETZaboy

Because the Amish disdain for technology is relative. Since smartphones came along, payphones seem quaint in comparison, opening them up for their technological “Amish phase.” Much like how Amish have no issues using bicycles or buggies since the car came along. Give it a few years and before long you’ll see Amish with CRT TVs scrambling for VCRs and NES copies of Super Mario

Transition metals don’t exist, everyone knows there are only 2 elements

Mmm that’s the best part

Wait, why fridge? I thought they last at room temp if they still have the chicken butt juice. Do they last longer cold?

Though that wouldn’t explain the other odd things mentioned like the thousands of companies listing their address as the Egyptian pyramids, 1 guy holding thousands of roles at thousands of companies, companies listing only 1 employee that have billions in revenue, etc

New favorite job title, from the article: “General Manager of the Sugar Portfolio at Ferrara Candy Company”