No.

Quite a lot, actually. This is really a summation and not comprehensive.

• Evaluate an environment after incident:
• • looking for IOCs, determine spread
• • Determine backup status and restore if possible
• • Return environment to healthy state (AD restore, replication, networking, etc.,)
• • Lockdown of security holes
• • Advise on best practices going forward
• Decrypt environment if client pays ransom

etc., etc.

Depending on the complexity of the environment, this can take a lot of time and effort: much bigger than most internal teams are capable of doing. A client I had in Feb-Mar lasted a total of 3200 hours of work between 12 people on my team across 34 locations to unfuck the situation.

I work in the anti-crypto scam industry. I applaud their efforts. Ethical fuckery.

Fucking say his damned name. I took 3 paragraphs of fluff to find out the asshole’s name is Chris Barcenas. Yet another of my fellow Cubans who make me embarrassed of my heritage.

What’s with you dipshits. Don’t you know the GOP looks at us as “the help,” no matter how white we might appear?

Stop fucking holding on to the whole Kennedy / Bay of Pigs trope - that shit was nearly 70 years ago now.

Same exact boat. Zero confidence I can retire. My best case plan is to move to South America at so. E point and hope I can make it until I die.

Not a very compelling article. Also, why are you unable to snap video if you are able to snap a photo?

My android has a shortcut to start the camera app. I use it constantly when shit’s interesting or important. Double click power and camera is up. One more click and the videos ready. Or in a pinch, hold the shutter button.

We’re in an age of pocket cameras. I want better evidence than a blurry still shot.

Thanks. I only just noticed myself.

I know this is an old post, but fuck me running, Alexandrite is rad. Thank you!

Yeah, those aren’t what I’d call tacos. My girlfriend is Mexican. I’m half Cuban. We love trying wrong versions of our heritages’ foods. The number of things I see with “Cuban style” on it cracks me up. Check out this “Cuban style pizza” I bought at Fred Myer the other day…

https://i.imgur.com/Uj2CyPD.png

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I didn’t say it looked bad. I questioned if this could be called chilaquiles. ¿Dónde está la salsa? Se ven tan secos.

I mean, kind of. Looks like you opened a bag of white tortilla chips and put some ingredients on top.

–Wayne Gretzky

• Michael Scott

Nailed it.

Fuck uround?

A lawyer said it to me. I am not sure of anything.

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For the same reasons you do not care.

“I can’t be bothered to update my signature” - you could fix it in half the time it takes to post here. It’s just a weird… I’d say flex, but it’s the opposite. It’s like a sag or deflation.

813-823-6615 was my childhood number until I was 10. My mom sang it to us. Never thought to remember my lock code. 0-31-10.