Front right is phone, front left is wallet. Keys hang on left side belt loop. Vape in left side pocket, knife in right side. I have magnetic sunglasses that I put in the back right pocket when I’m not using them. Back left is for receipts & such.

Well I ain’t seen my baby, don’t know where she’s been / I’ve been eating broccoli, cabbage, rice and beans / Gonna smell foul man, when I let loose / Give you a triple-shot of my toots / But that’s not all there is, yeah that’s only one part / When I do one whistle, one jump, and one fart / One whistle / One jump / And one fart

They have to play in pairs

You just gotta lay it flat on a table, then spin it.

T I N Y T R A M

and use sand for lube

ClitorUS

Swatters are almost as pathetic as multiplayer cheaters. Almost.

Your falafel just needs a little gravy…

Mister, would you please help my pony