I already am.

What ailments might one get from this? If any?

My left leg.

(If somebody could come get me off this desert island that’d be great)

Bacon.

W……what?? If this is meant to be a joke, ok, but not well executed. If it’s not, please do not cheapen the term, especially in these times

China?? Censoring media??? No wayyyyyy

Every day is a Monday…

This is true for real life too

He already took the wheel, wtf is next?!?

I like Luna

I think it was joke. You are the one that decided to take it as political. Also, probably shouldn’t try to come as “better than thou” when your username looks like a 13 yo sat down and tried to think up the grossest thing they could while nonstop snickering to themselves the entire time because of how edgy and funny they are.

If sub is actually in a wheelchair, this is actually quite wholesome.

It’s a trick to keep you trapped. You are already in the mirror, you’ve been here for a long time. Run! Escape!!

“Why is my ass pulling me in this direction??”

How common is it to pluralize it? Isn’t Rangoon already plural? Like sheep or moose?

I loved you in Slaughterhouse Rulez

This hasn’t happened to me in years, and I’m worried you have just cursed me

Depends on the situation. Coughing/choking/asphyxiating: no do not do mouth. Chest compressions and back blows. No consciousness and no heart beat: chest compressions and rescue breathes.

Of course do not do anything you are not trained in. However, if no one else is, your even if your cert has lapsed, good Samaritan laws are pretty lenient

But how does it know when to say that?

This is probably not the response you are used to, but your hair is gorgeous