Some people will do anything for money

God, I am so sick of these fox news links on my feed

AaaaAAAAAaaaAHHHhhhh the French

E N H A N C E

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Person: “Why should that make such a… difference?”

Bear: “Well, you see, you use different moves when you’re fighting half a dozen people than when you only have to be worried about… one.”

Girl: “And then my ears, I understand let’s get on with it.”

Cat: “WRONG. Your ears you keep and I’ll tell you why.”

Levi, get down jairs this minute, juppers ready!!!

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“Jamie/Rosemary and ‘Lance’ got heavy especially during the last several months”

the shade

Good luck, Casey

 I’m aware that the english name was derived in the 18th century from The Cantus Region of Italian Cantalupo and generally assume it was traded into Europe from in the centuries prior, so I should be safe.

Ah, cantaloupe – the “packing peanuts” of any fruit salad

If you’ve been buying the tiny black round ones that come in a grinder, you may want to try the big red ones in the produce section

This is obviously a misprint

no way you’re gettin a kidwich for $6

Four chain saws

come at me bro

This is why you never want to eat strawberries after day 3

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Lol, this is obviously a crude DIY job. No tie-downs anywhere – you hit 55mph and they are just gonna fly right off

Might need to add a few more points to the list if there’s only one lug nut on that single right wheel