✨ ACAB ✨ ٩(๑❛ᴗ❛๑)۶

I ship Theremusilidia and Jake :3 🏳️‍⚧️

Balatro is like, $10 and available on my phone tho-…

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I feel like North American countries can be united in this one thing and that’s neat.

You can find these collections in the Apocrypha. It’s a collection of all the weird side-stories that could have become biblical cannon but were scrapped for various reasons.

Forg

We loved dogs so much we gave them our hopes and our fears.

An entire room of the greatest minds on Earth and none one thought to ask a graphic designer smh *Edit: love PowerPoint vibe tho. Maybe it was a Choice.

Can I have a Double Whip Leachianus, two pumps of of Leopard Gecko, and sprinkle of anoles?

Ah, I believe this was standard practice in the 70’s; Black Beauties in the morning, quaaludes to tuck you in at night. 💊

o7 thank you for your service

Today it’s Wacky Wednesday in the Time Tunnel ♪(๑ᴖ◡ᴖ๑)♪

That’s crazy, I hear that too. I hear he also steals and eats goldfish from the local PetCo.

Or iFunny if you’re feelin’ saucy!

That’s between them and the Lord

me, looking at literally any measurement of my system: We could get that lower

IKR that’s just admitting your humanity has a price tag on it which is way worse.

Ah, so she’s the unrepentant evil, gotcha