The best spot is always right next to the fried chicken bucket.

My two boys were like that in the beginning too. What seemed to help was two of the same dog beds next to each other. Each has his own “space,” not necessarily defined, they both sleep in whichever bed interchangeably, but it makes them feel like they have their own space. My dog beds also have a raised pillow section so it feels a little more separate.

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The Bible also isn’t meant to be real. It’s a compendium of stories all put into one book, with tons of different writers. It’s akin to The Odyssey and shouldn’t be taken literally. Zeus didn’t come to Earth as a golden shower to impregnate Danae, and Jesus didn’t come back from the dead. They’re just fables.

Jada had sex with a friend of her son’s. That’s about it.