It’s a funny thing, I used to a werewolf but I’m alright noo^oooooow.

Oh boy…

Surely his sidekick would be Guacamole Mole.

Plot twist: the dancers aren’t really there.

KeePassXC can do this as well. I had no idea until I saw a post on here where someone mentioned it. Here’s the documentation.

That cat: I’ve seen things…

Needs this to be in the middle.

Shams and Noor: so do you go and hunt fish for your dinner, sir? Do you, sir? Stop messing about and open a tin of tuna so we can all eat.

Man, fuck that site. Won’t allow you to decline cookies.

A site-blocking law would let copyright owners “request, in court, that Internet service providers block access to websites dedicated to sharing illegal, stolen content,” he said. Rivkin claimed that in the US, piracy “steals hundreds of thousands of jobs from workers and tens of billions of dollars from our economy rich people’s yacht money, including more than one billion in theatrical ticket sales.”

Back in the day I was told:

The volts give you the jolts
But the amps give you the cramps

The beoseu unjeonsa came in ten by ten, hurrah, hurrah!

When you’ve got someone saying things like: “I am the light” clearly we’re beyond the particle/waveform level of confusion.

Ahhhhhhh, I get it. JESU 1 had problems so he had to go to JESU 2 to heal him. Unfortunately JESU 2 also had problems that were beyond the combined powers of him and JESU Prime which caused JESU 3 to come into existence. So this here is JESU 23, he’s just fixed JESU 22’s shit but he’s a bit unsteady walking on water with the extra limbs so he’s off to see JESU 24.

How many Korean bus drivers does it take to escort a six-toed Galilean to… where is Jesus going btw?

My Incognito Mode: launch TOR Browser…

See, you’re exactly who we’re worried about kids meeting.

My mate was out at a book launch for a musician and one of the young bar staff was wearing a t-shirt of a punk band from the 70’s. He was having a good natured banter with her and pointed at the shirt saying, “Like you know who that is.”
“That’s my Dad.” she said.
I have a funny picture of them posing for a selfie together afterwards.

Give a kid a weird name and the bully will pick on them but set a bully on fire… no… wait, I think I got that wrong.

Exploits of a mom