Do you shower and wash your asshole immediately after you poop every time?

Tickle them 😈

Its not boring, and if you’re not revolted by the thought of it like other pansies in these comments, I recommend you give it a chance!

I have never had the displeasure of kidney stones, but I am sure that even a 3 or 4mm jagged crystallized rock is still going to hurt like a bitch compared the 7mm smooth surgical grade steel rod that often occupies that space.

Ngl, I learned what the DnD monster Beholder was before I learned what it ment to behold. I was confused by that statement well into adulthood until I finally realized that a beholder is just someone who is beholding something.

Meds will turn me into a furry? Ok i’m in.

Its important identity affirming mental healthcare!

But I thought it was the USA President that had the global oil/gas supply and demand dial?

Fursuits covered by health insurance!

Vote 4 me pls.

Would you rather murder a stranger, or be forced to interact with them for 5 seconds?

I just don’t got them hips to pull this off

Is this the Nintendo redemption arc?

I am 100% cis straight man; I have been dressed up in drag more than once in my life and even went out in public with it. Its fun! Getting to wear pretty and cute outfits and whatnot.10/10 would do again.

So I totally know where Bugs is coming from in this and it is NO indication of his self-identity.

I am the middle child of 7, including a step sister 1 year younger than me who is objectively hot AF. I don’t get it either. Never had anything even close to sexual feelings towards any of them despite developing sexual urges and desires very young.

Women are not available.

My phone knows too much…

The images are not actually the captcha. They’ve used other methods and tools to verify your authenticity, then they force you to help train their image recognition AI under the guise of it being the actual captcha. Its Distributed Forced Labor, and Google has been using captchas to do this for decades. Remeber the picture-of-two-words captcha? One word was always squiggly and the other was not. The squiggly word was the real captcha, the other word was from a scanned book and you were helping to train their OCR algorithms.

I mean, that article doesnt provide any proof that its wallpaper, and that would be some ugly-ass wallpaper if it is. Who would ever put that in a house? Also theres no discernable repeating pattern to it, though maybe we just cant see enough.

Without surface tension, water would evaporate much faster in general. Probably could set out a cup of water in the morning and it would be gone by bedtime.

The context of this picture if I recall, is that it was a costume for a Halloween party… which if true completely removes the cringe factor of the outfit, as youre supposed to wear silly costumes for that. If Elon had an ounce of social acuity he would just own it.

And even if its not a Halloween costume, I dont get the hate for someone having fun dressing up. There are a billion other reasons, as you mentioned, to hate him.

Last I heard he lives alone in a mansion in beverly hills all sad and depressed in his piles of money that can never replicate the true feeling of human connection and friendship that he yearns for. I almost kinda feel bad for him, but then I remember hes only sad and lonely cause hes an asshole.