I can think of other reasons
There’s a better life
And you think about it, don’t you?
It’s a rich man’s game
No matter what they call it
And you spend your life
Putting money in his wallet
-9 to 5
Someone get him out of there or he’s gonna eat all the nut meat for himself!
One of god’s best practical jokes was putting the male g-spot in our ass. It’s up to you whether you’re in on the joke or not
Whoa, hold the fuck up: I’m not sitting through a three and a half hour seminar for anything
Try not to catch any more felony charges on the way through the parking lot!
The Orange is strong in this one. They will do mighty things. Dumb and amusing, but mighty
Yeah, I’m convinced they know. We know it, they know it, and I’m pretty sure at this point they know that we know it. So, like, what, we’re all just gonna hold hands into the apocalypse? Sorry, I’m not trying to come off as being shitty at you. Like a lot of people I’m just very frustrated with the way things are in a wide selection of sections of society and I just can’t help but think of Kitty Genovese in times like this
This sounds like the plot of a 90’s movie
We’ve added this after hearing from some that there are times when they’d prefer to just see links to web pages in their search results
It’s almost like they know their product is shit
Man, it has been a long time since the Internet has made me say “oh my god” out loud
We are all malted milkballs in god’s regretful milkshake
It’s more like the floor is a belt sander
If I knew it could make me this happy, I’d buy a Jeep so fuckin fast
Ah, fuck. You’re right. I’ll never recover from this
I can’t unsee the dick swastika
Horses are cats that can stomp you to death. Source: worked in stables
Them some grizzly tits
(obviously NSFW)
If it ain’t Chuck Tingle, it ain’t proper smut