The supreme court has roundly refused prior restraint, Donny!

Sadly not real. I would totally eat this. Smokey, spicy, and sweet go together pretty well. Its not “seafood seasoning” you plebe; it goes on everything.

I prefer the fudge-covered kind on Christmas, if you know what I mean

Final Fantasy doesnt need to cost $100+ million to make; especially when your only big idea is just to make it look expensive. Execs like to blame their own hubris on market changes but like… treat your workers better and give them creative freedom and they could do great things. Instead its all on the backs of money-grubbing trend-chasers who get to keep their jobs when their inevitable failures lead to mass layoffs.

Ya’ll spent 50 mil on marketing? I barely even noticed ffxvi came out. How much did Dunkey spend on marketing Animal Well and that shit was inescapable for weeks.

The answer is dont inflate your stock price by cramming the latest tech du jour in to your flagship product… but we all know thats not an option.

Never take a break from culture. As soon as you take a year off you will be irrelevant. If that sound exhausting (it is) then congratulations; you have discovered why older people are never on top of pop culture.

omg

Haley doesnt like beer, duh. Just give her like 20 sunflowers.

Astronauts: …do I have to?

Autocorrect is slave-mentality

Thats good satire right there

Lol Google is going to die by their own hands

That guy was not even born when battletoads was made

Hes gonna die from carbon monoxide poisoning anyway, with his generator running in-doors

Slamma jamma ding dong

Edit: why am i getting ratio’d right now? Buncha joyless blowhards on here. I guess you guys like when news stories use “blast” and “slam” constantly?

lol and its only a few paragraphs long. Coulda tried harder, Rhiannon Williams…

As others have said, the rehabilitation aspect is dubious. It depends on what the person “experiences” for that length of time. If there’s therapy in time-dilation-space then sure go right ahead and sign me up as well. I’ll just Goku-it up in my chamber of time and space and work some shit out in time for my morning shit. But you and I both know it ain’t going to work that way. Prisoners will just be trapped in an empty void with only their own thoughts to keep them company, most likely rendering them insane. An infinite solitary confinement is just plain torture.

Edit: so I googled the article and its laughable how easily the author slides right in to dystopian fanfic. “This would, obviously, be much cheaper for the taxpayer than extending criminals’ lifespans to enable them to serve 1,000 years in real time.” Obviously.

But did he SLAM Trump?

Lol thats a sin, Billy

Maybe not the beatles, but some other band from your youth that the current generation will call overrated.