RUUULE-CO BUDDYY!!

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squiggle!

if you’re trying to make new lines it has to have 2 spaces at the end

jggrphdjrhyene proving that it works

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that’s actually so funny I’m not gonna fix it lol

I want an ipod 2

I love that stock image lol

Had some people in a duel enrollment (collage level) class tell me last Friday that they’d vote for trump because “he’s an asshole but I like his policies”

once my sister’s (black) cat got into some black paint and left paw prints going up to the toilet then left some on the seat. He wanted the fresh water lol

well it IS called !lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

ah that makes sense, thanks!

I ASKED FOR THE SONG WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME?!?

my cats just dumb and can’t figure out that there’s more on the other 1/4 of the bowl under her chin. If I rotate the bowl she’ll start nomming but by herself she refuses to walk to the other side of the bowl. I’ve just accepted that it’s part of our routine that it’s one of those ‘eternal soups’ where you keep adding more and I’m sure it’s all gone but like what if there’s just a bit of kibble from 3 months ago at the bottom

This is my favorite phrase to point out how fucked up it is we don’t get to decide these changes for ourselves. Started with ‘Oversimplified’ on YT pointing out that the ‘land of the free’ willingly gave up their rights to consuming alcohol in the prohibition

who tf interpolated the bear

How do you make a community?

I don’t get it after the 2nd had, any chance someone else understands?

I showed my teacher a flork and now she loves them

I interpreted it as being IRL staring at them rather than emojis, but the latter IS MUCH funner when you imagine some old collage professor type dude just being confused