I’d offer to be your friend, but how dare you use ${DISTRO1} when ${DISTRO2} is clearly the better choice!

Also, last week you asked a question that someone else on the internet previously asked. You monster!

This is my new favorite post. Thanks to everyone who participated!

Sure that sounds nice, but where are you going to find a car small enough to fit in a man’s pocket?

!dadjokes@lemmy.world, unite!