Damn lady, I don’t even actually know you yet. We’d need to be in a long term relationship before I could possibly make that sort of commitment.
Damn lady, I don’t even actually know you yet. We’d need to be in a long term relationship before I could possibly make that sort of commitment.
This feels like a good place to bring up the old Demetri Martin joke about how “I’m sorry” and “I apologize” mean the same thing… except in certain cases.
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It’s not a plug, she shoved a live fox up there
You could try using a thin sharp object, like a sewing needle, and heating it up with a lighter, and then stabbing it into the broken off pieces. Once it’s had a few minutes to cool off, hopefully the melted plastic sticks to the needle and you can pull it out.
She’s not dead?