most places (in the states) have zoning laws and specific laws about requirements that make a house livable. The combination usually precludes legally living in an office space even if the lease doesn’t specify.

It’s one of those things where if you just keep your head down you can get away with it but if you have parties and treat it like an actual residence and get complaints you’re likely to lose your lease.

EstraDoll cuz she inspired me to get HRT :)

just because I haven’t seen anyone else explicitly state it; grass in this context is a slang term for cannabis

i’m just mad about it!

Dollar Tree is $1.25 where i live!

if you never sign up you’re excluded from a number of government jobs such as at the post office.

I don’t like 'em. I fucking love 'em!

Under a new reimbursement program instituted last year, members of Congress may expense up to $34,000 in lodging and food costs while they are on official business in Washington DC.

how fucking lovely for them

only for 40 years

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i read it wrong, too!

👻 Boo! (Sorry tho if I scared yah eh)

there’s a new fast food drive through near me and if you buy a $13 burger with plastic they turn the little machine to you at your car window and expect you to enter a fucking tip.

I’m an overtipping bastard. I learned to tip from Steve Martin in My Blue Heaven. i love to tip.

I even tip at the weed store and the liquor store if they give me suggestions or any kind of service in addition to ringing me up.

YOU CAN SUCK MY DICK ASKING ME TO TIP IN THE GODDAMN DRIVE THROUGH!!!

I’m not eating there because the burgers are too expensive for how good they are ($5.50 for a plain kids burger come on) but even if I loved the food i’m not tipping for fast food.

literally ran a basic wardialer in my area code and had guest access to multiple government systems. I felt like matthew broderick would have been so proud.

I never got anywhere but it freaked my parents out they were not proud like i had been expecting at all.

Never actually messed around with anything besides figuring out the no password guest accounts so not really thrilling but it was super easy to get access.

Also when email was first a thing you could just telnet to port 25 on a server and write raw SMTP messages and most servers would just accept them. You would say yes this message is coming from god@heaven.com and it would say sure thing!

the spanish civil war was happening and fascism was rising again in Europe, politics was probably very popular

when I was a child and didn’t have to pay bills I would lie in the bathtub with a washcloth over my face to protect my eyes with the drain open and just lay there in the warm shower until i used up all the water in the heater.

It’s such a nice feeling to just lie there and be gently pattered by warm water

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k12.com offers free at home state schooling in all 50 states and will give you a computer if you need it and your states school system supports that. It’s not home schooling it’s the state curriculum taught by licensed teachers online and your kid takes the state tests. They are even qualified to join the local sports teams and such through some reciprocity thing.

oops I blinked nobody move!

remembrance day poppies