It’s almost like you shouldn’t trust the judgement of people who believe inter-dimensional space wizards are real

Sounds like something someone being paid by Trump backers would say. No rational person believes Trump is going to advocate for balance with Palestine more than Harris would.

If you have balanitis: wash your penis every day using just water or an emollient (moisturising treatment) gently pull back your foreskin and wash the area with warm water. dry gently after washing. if you use condoms, choose condoms for sensitive skin. wash your hands before peeing or touching your penis

This will be the ski capital of the world once the Gulf stream finishes dying out.

Eye see what you did there.

This is a shitty meme because that dude was so religious he would never touch a wiener unless it was on the Lord Jesus Christ. Then he would personally guide it wherever his Lord desired, playing with His balls and rimming Him all the while.

Needs mayo

Actually only affects the earth based trout population.

You’re just making it worse.

I would have sex with this bumper sticker.

Also the least wealthy joint.

Hi Not, I’m Dad!

This is almost as bad as instead of being the son of an elected official you were actually the President of the United States after admitting on camera that you’ve sexually assaulted women, some married, or been caught on camera coked out partying with a pedophile.

Me 30 years ago: I am so happy they made this game!

Me now: See above.

It’s sue her, not sushi.

You could try but typically archers prefer to own rather than rent.

Just because what they show you looks like a hot dog doesn’t make it a puppy.

Could be an RV painted to look like a bus. Some people would fuck with you that way. Never trust.

Fart Attack Burger.

A picture has never made me have to poop before.