It’s illegal to be that smol. Straight to jail

I realized far too late that most mainstream media is about maximizing views and not telling those stories that worth telling as you said. They start with an interesting idea for a story and if it gets popular it just drags on to get the most amount of eyeballs for as long as possible only for it to end long after it should have with an unsatisfying ending.

And don’t get me started on injecting soap opera esque character drama just to keep the lowest common denominator inerested (looking at you For All Mankind)

Jesus! mark this nsfw! I vomited in my mouth a little bit

Sophie should be proud

I’m sorry, were you talking to me?

Stop judging her and let her enjoy the one thing that makes her happy

You guys switched away from Firefox?

Hey, how you goin’?

Hey, I’ve seen this one. This is a classic!

Being tall is not all it’s cracked up to be, I assure you.

My back and knees constantly hurt, I can’t buy clothes at stores, dodging chandeliers and low doorways isn’t fun, there’s nothing interesting on the top of shelves and cabinets, no I don’t play basketball, every airplane is uncomfortable, my feet hang off the end of the bed, and where are all these women who want tall men?

Mother Nature: “well how about all the water you can drink!?”

Wow that’s… actually worse

I usually make stir fry on Friday. Do you know what I call it?

Say that again!

C’MON RUBE LETS PLAY!

The Dollop: THIS is a bi-weekly American history podcast where labradoodle daddy and wearer of pants Dave Anthony reads a story from American history to his nemesis Gareth Reynolds who has no idea what the story is about

If true

Why would those children’s books do this? /s