Depends if you’re addressing your male friends

Rick and Morty episode titles be like:

Rispbecky Pimorty

It was Goku for me.

Though, as I get older, I can’t help but think about how Goku enabled space-Nazi’s (Frieza), time-Nazi’s (Cell), and Kim Jong Un (Buu).

OK, I’ll bite, who’s the third Crow?

gulp

Unironically this. I accidentally shit myself on the job because of this new medication I’m adapting to, and I need a fresh pair of undies unless I want to risk chaffing.

And I’d be holding them up if I was reversing out lol.

No, but I need to go to target to grab something for the job I’m doing, and I’m already in my work shuttle.

Not necessarily, maybe the person being held up by you reversing out is trying to leave.

My manager?

Whether you reverse in or reverse out, you’re going to slow traffic. Except if you reverse, your visibility is better when you leave, it’s an overall net time save.

When people pull out backwards, they block just as much traffic, with the addition of being riskier.

Why not just forbid forward parking? Backwards parking is often necessary for cars with shit turning circles.

Sorry

I hope he’s dead by 2027.

Wait till you hear Gilbert Gottfried’s version.

“SO A DUCK WALKS INTO A TALENT AGENCY…”

Your mom is so fetch

Look, at some point, you gotta stop prefacing everything you say with a disclaimer which appeals to .01% of the population.

If you’re a biological female attracted to men and feminine breasts, the common shorthand is “bisexual”.

Sorry, not sorry

Don’t threaten me with a good time.

Meanwhile, the silent majority of vegans:

Reps