It’s a baby turtle!
It’s a baby turtle!
Don’t forget the Saudis
How many you got?
I would like to go to dinner in Fort Collins with my boys and not have random people come up and video us, you know?
Bull. Shit. You chose to be an attention seeking loudmouth.
It’s good to see the free market actually working
Right wingers are still all loaded up on horse dewormers. I’m sure they’ll be fine.
Everyone here seems pretty negative on this news. Any particular reason?
Be like jeffw, not like return2ozma.
I thought conservatives were against participation trophies
If you do any business with Japanese or Korean people, then yes, definitely.
Because his brain is bad
Narrator: “He didn’t.”
They all got what they deserved, too.
That’s a little harsh. He allegedly beat and raped Ivana. Many years later, when she died by “falling” down the stairs, he buried her in a pauper’s grave on his golf course so he could get a tax write-off.
I keep half expecting him to compare himself to legends:
“I don’t believe there was disrespect. Things were absolutely taken out of context.”
The old out-of-context handjob in a theater. Who among us hasn’t been taken out of context in that way?
Not bad Trumpspeak, but you’ve got one glaring error in there. Any time he quotes someone, that totally-not-made-up person calls him “sir.” Nobody would dare refer to the god-king by his first name!
presidential campaign of Donald Trump said it raised
The word “said” in that sentence is doing a lot of heavy lifting. They can say they raised eleventy brazilian dollars. It doesn’t make it true. The media is doing a heck of a job amplifying Trump’s lies.
I really want to say the next line from those ads, but I don’t want the Secret Service knocking at my door.
What’s the over-under on him fleeing to Russia or Saudi Arabia and living out his days in exile?
I’m glad somebody recognized the reference, even though I got it wrong!