Do we have clearance, Clarence?

I know. Different movie but I couldn’t resist.

I hope the Great Lakes region of the Midwest is on the precipice of raising a giant middle finger to the GOP.

Cast CROPDUST and watch in delight as the room evacuates due to the stench emanating from your festering bowels.

This is how The Battle of Wisconsin starts.

Hashtag producestrong

Nothing says winning like losing so hard.

Not another crossover episode 🙄

Literally the first rule of Raccoon Club. You don’t talk about Raccoon Club.

If you’ve never rolled over in laughter after someone rips The Big One, I will forever question your friendship.

Farts are tactfully hilarious bodily functions. Mad props, too, if you covertly crop dust an entire room.

Yes. American Pie - Summer Edition. Just as warm, but a little bit wetter.

What a giant condescending piece of human trash.

I misinterpreted where you were coming from with your comment. My apologies. I think we’re on the same page. Safety first.

But not today, thankfully. Thats what makes every scrubbed launch a success.

Challenger and Colombia were particularly horrific because people warned that there were issues and were still given the green light for launch and reentry, respectively.

You can’t do this stuff without making some mistakes and learning from them. But everyone did their job well this evening to ensure everyone’s safety.

Dude. People would have died without those safety checks.

Good on NASA for scrubbing the launch to keep both the astronauts and the launch team safe. That’s how it’s supposed to work.

Seriously, though. That fine is less than a slap on the wrist.

This article would drive him crazy if he could stay coherent enough to learn what ignominy means.

Mine tried to hide in the cabinet above the sink. His guilty ass was displayed prominently on their website for years!

If that was the intentent, I get it. But if you’re going to flip the bird you should at least send it INTO the camera to enforce the message. This just feels stupid.

Total eclipse of the fart. Time to put your viewing glasses back on.