“I have a question… for God… WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?”

Doin well so far! Only a little over a week left!

Meant to send this to my wife, then accidentally sent it to my whole family group chat

So curse you XD

A friend! =D

I can add an unfortunate example in the opposite direction: I’ve been having trouble getting my prescription filled so I haven’t had my meds for more than a month

My handwriting has deteriorated observably (my phone is actually having trouble recognizing my swipe-typing gestures, too) and my living space is in shambles. Fuck the DEA.

Cute! XD

I’m a sucker for fruity pebbles (I actually prefer the malt-o-meal bag version)

Breakfast cereal

My wife and I both agree that it’s a dessert, not a food XD

If buying isn’t owning, piracy isn’t stealing!

I freaking love mechanical calculators!

That’s based on the assumption that the two angles in the middle add up to 180, which can’t be assumed by inspection alone as demonstrated by the visibly square 80° angle

Nothing like “possible” “consequences” for abuse of power

Whoops!

Nice.

Reminds me of this cute story XD

https://www.tumblr.com/tricktster/720423412719288320

Get a browser spoofing add-on! I have google fiber, and I’ve found that my internet is faster if it thinks I’m using chrome 🤷‍♂️

Tag yourself I’m slumber

Be sure to have it scanned for a chip!

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/07/17/style/rawdog-flights-term.html