Oh, they can leave whenever they want. As per any rental agreement, make sure to leave it how you found it or we’ll sue ya for repairs.

No, you don’t get the land; just your freedom from healthcare. Go.

The orange steering the reds hand over fist has given us things you will never realize if you don’t actually look at things ever.

What we do realize is that this “both sides” bullshit is the biggest thing pushed by Russian spammers right now, because their goal is to elect someone better for Putin.

But carry on.

[both sides]

1. There is a difference
2. When you don’t see a difference and feel like not voting, understand this is a calculated effect by the party who most benefits from your non-vote
3. That party isn’t your friend
4. Always vote the party who can best deliver on the least-worse plan for even the non-rich people in the country. And repeat. Force an evolution.

Yeah they’re trying hard to achieve the “too big to kill” status, like shamu.

But then fracking.

I love the efficiency and risk comparisons of 1970s nuclear power and 2070s solar.

malwares

That’s as weird as saying ‘2 traffics’.

melts it’s body

It is body, yes.

Wasn’t he already found with a gun?

He does supply a lot of nightmare fuel…

Cheeto Mussolini

“Commander in chees-uh chief” – kellyanne conway

This happens on my country all the time of late . I can’t even pronounce the letters in the new name of the hospital where I was born.

They’re gonna name the town the same name, so I wonder whether I’ll get a passport with a home town I can’t say or spell, or a passport with a home town that no longer exists. Either way, I’m getting strip-searched .

THE Ten Commandments?

Can we make new ones? Like, I’ve blown that one about shouting Jehovah in frustration, so we should just ditch it - too hard - and go with “don’t be a dick – wil Wheaton” - WITH the attribution - and maybe swap out some others too.

My neighbor’s wife has a pretty donkey, if I’m honest, and I’m told gawking at it is verboten if it’s also his. It’s a lot of math, I think.

In news related to this headline, America apparently running out of hyphens in addition to other observed punctuation supply shortages.

Classic transference.

The comma placement makes my brain hiccup.

I have to be on site Tue - Thur to support the users.

My current day-job went from 100% get-in-that-chair-and-straighten-that-tie to 100% get-out-now on CoViD day 1. It was a rapid adjustment, to say the least; and the shit managers who needed to stare at asses all day to feel better just … left. They’ve since sold most of the office space but for some meeting space, 2 hotel spaces for those who prefer it, and one rotating helldesk dude to receive Fedex.

Supporting users? Onsite? Nope. It’s 100% remote service, and for the rare cases where it needs physical interaction with a component, the user and gear comes to the office and the onsite helldesk stuckee works it over. For those of us far-remote (regs are anywhere in the country, so long as the internet’s clean) we cross-ship for cheap or bring it to one of a very few deputized-for-secret-squirrel shops. I have a docking port-replicator I’m waiting on a shipper label for, for instance.

TL;DR - you don’t need to be onsite to support remote workers. That whole “bodies in the same room” thing is gone.

my work [computer] is powered off[;]

That’s the way. KVM switch if you multi-use the space. Mine has USB for sound so it’s the same sound setup.

the office was only 5 miles away […] enough to keep you on a schedule and get out of the house.

The new building where I live has wework spaces. I can rent on 5 and live on 20 and it’s an elevator ride if I want to work in the glass cube farm or open petri dish. But nooooo, we got this place for the AC and extra bedroom to write off and my cat’s sleeping on the desk as we speak like a sloppy floofy hobo so … nooooo.