I always lock my computer when I walk away from it so my dog can’t start hacking the CIA.

Your severed arms are my house, your heart is my desktop background

I looked on Amazon and you can get a set of 14 for £4. There’s no need to act like this is unobtainably complex.

There will be thousands of journalists watching it so they can report on how many other journalists watched the fight and how popular it was among journalists