my dog doesn’t piss and shit in toilets 🤠
my dog doesn’t piss and shit in toilets 🤠
starsector deserves so much more popularity. 10/10 would cause the collapse of civilization using hyperillegal ai cores that accelerated the collapse in the first place while getting blackmailed by those self same ai cores again
how can people know if you’re bluffing if you don’t even know if you’re bluffing?
confirm that ‘bongo obliterator’ mia will be allowed to ‘play [client] like bongos’: y/n
i’m giving you a 90 degree tip
you mean a 90 percent tip right?
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i bet your butt has a crack in it
everyone needs a tool that in their arsenal
it feels nice when the closet gets a little bigger, if just for a moment 🥹
another, less violent way of phrasing your frustrations: my cognitive ability has just been bonked in the kneecaps and robbed of 10 BQ
100% much easier when you just straight up fabricate your results
everyone imperator until the wealthy roman geriatrics smuggle gladii across the pomerium
i think more than anything this more reveals that you just wanted to make a commentary on genital mutilation. fair enough but you didn’t really need to make so many assumptions about op to do it
your nan reaches for a hug as the monkey’s paw curls all but one finger: the middle