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Cake day: June 13th, 2023

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  • Oi! Anaximenes, you claim you are smart enough to fill this position of Software engineer, and yet your phallus has the size and the stench of a donkey’s! You must be a brute, unfit for this job.

    Epiphanes! Do not lecture me about my phallus, when your testicles look like undeveloped figs and you have a woman’s chin. I will beat you with this keyboard.

    I see. You can start Monday.




  • not reading that essay (/s)

    It’s strange. The man pages contain everything you need to know and even examples ready to use. But people would rather try and fail several times. I wonder what inner motivation makes someone have this kind of process. Is there a reward when you manage to make it work through erring? Psychologists, do you know?



  • drolex@sopuli.xyzto196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneCorporate Crulety
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    3 months ago

    Please Quarteze, respectfully think about the shareholders and how much an unpaid day of work from you would mean for them. Not much, really, but they’d rather have you being miserable. Thanks Quarteze (you can run the ‘work for free’ wheel as many times as you want)