Start by having insane thoughts, follow up by acting on them, then forget the whole thing, and be confused by the consequences of your own actions!
That is a really spot on description on how I live my life.
Start by having insane thoughts, follow up by acting on them, then forget the whole thing, and be confused by the consequences of your own actions!
That is a really spot on description on how I live my life.
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world is cool AF and fun to make silly comedy bits with in the comment sections.
The Mafia: You heard em boys!
I know thats you Sean, trying to get out of interviewing crappy celebs?
I thought it was swifties or k-pop fans.
Wait you’re not made of genocide money?
Ohhh, shit, hmmm, I got a few things I gotta send back then.
Why didn’t you use the blood drainer 5000? We had like 10 of them!
Yeah, but it was a lot of fun, remember when we made them reenact the entirety of the Abyss in Klingon?
Time.
That hill you’re dying on is made out gluten free kinetic sand.
Nowhere near as fun as you’d think.
Not enough ass, too much shit.
Place the top of the bag between your palms, then think about your evil plan while sliding your hands against each other till they open, if not, try it on the bottom of the bag.
Nah that’s their ghost commenting.
You can still see who liked your post.
So someone just needs to make an account that says edgy things, then screen shot the list.
If you go to the website there’s a detailed explanation.
But yes, a hotdog is a taco when its cut down the middle side or top, its a burrito when the hotdog is encased in the bread.
Awesome, I was looking for something to wind down with after today’s shitty ass day at work.
“Time for tubbie bye bye” always felt extremely threatening to me.
I told you to stop looking through my window Geoffrey!
If that child is coming to take my flesh, imma fight that kid.
I got a few alcoholic friends who would loved to spend eternity mixed with their favourite booze.