Girlfriend:

[X] eats hot chip

[X] lie

Nah dude both sides are gross y’know?

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I feel called out. I feel proud, but also sad. I feel proudsad. I feel prad.

It’s just a weird detail for the author to include. It’s a “while I’ve still got you here…” sentence. It’s entirely unnecessary except to make absolutely sure that everyone knows that she is not speaking in favor of those abortions.

Ms. Cecil said that she wanted to make clear to the legislators that “abortion is not black and white,” explaining that every abortion is different. >

Maybe I’m reading into it, but this paragraph stood out to me.

thank you SO MUCH for educating me! I didn’t know ANY of that until you so graciously taught me!

I am embarrassed to say that I like thin crust papa johns, but only if it’s cold…? Although, I’ve only eaten it while hungover, so it’s obviously a crap “pizza” ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

That’s 100% true. Same with frozen. Sometimes I just want some air fried digornos, not anything that was made with love shudder

It’s best for everyone that we just accept that they are two different pizza concepts, and should not be ranked between each other.

OH LOOK A ONE TWO DAY OLD ACCOUNT

I feel like cats at least know where to go when it’s loud outside, where to get food/water/rest in the calm, where to get all the pets and lovins before taking off,… I don’t think any animal is ready for bomb shakes but they’ll get to the best place they can faster than we will for protection.

Too attached to their people to leave? How many outlived their adoptive family?

Now, I know nothing about nuthin’, but I would guess any house kitties left behind in active war zone might not have lasted long. This cat in the pic is likely a stray, and he’s seen some shit before any of those assholes even showed up. I bet a lot of house cats did survive, and went on the bring love to a new family as a fellow survivor.

—edit to replace “warrior” with “survivor”, added a word—

Only fools are positive

We will be remembered for being on the right side of history, just wait and see!

-Columbia University

Both of you are idiots, I’ve been a caring and empathetic person my entire life!

Willy Wonka.

I hate the scene juxtaposition, everything feels like the whole filming process was struggling, the long drawn out portrait shots with weirdly sparkling eyes,… Idk. Even thinking about it makes me anxious

And grandpa Joe is the worst person ever playing a good guy in a kid’s movie.

Oh look. A two day old account.

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