Current Sympathy level: Otto Warmbier.

(Dumbass, fucked around on dangerous soil, found out.)

Oh I’ve let it go. I still visit for porn.

Honestly, this feels like a canary in a coalmine. A coalmine that we’ve known to be on fire, but a canary nonetheless.

12 states total. That’s like a quarter of the country.

2025 is gonna be a wild ride…

Old.reddit.com

When that goes, it’s over.

There are laws in many states governing many items clearly articulating that the price cannot change during business hours/within a business day.

Hopefully the FTC revs up it’s engines like it’s been doing.

Amendment would come first.

“we give you rubbles…?”

Just be aware that our military is here to protect the constitution.

Meal team 6 ain’t about that life. Not even their Dale Gribbliest. It’s going to be a horrible mistake. Fool me once…

Unconstitutional state laws can’t be upheld just because a state goes bananas.

In before lemmy.ml comes in here to lick some boots.

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No, SOAR tools make life pretty easy. 5 person SOC team + boss, 700 person org. Not overstaffed.

I get a few alerts every few hours. Investigate, determine if false positive, and go back to gaming. Unless it’s the off chance it’s not a false positive. Then I do an hour of work or so. Then back to gaming.

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And ~100% of cybersecurity pros work ad hoc 100% of the time…

They probably put in 2-10 hours of actual work in a given week. Just like any desk job that doesn’t sit on zoom calls all day.

Edit: 100% of people downvoting this should first Google “ad hoc.” Or are just envious that I have a cybersec job making good money doing nothing all day. Sucks to suck. 🤷‍♂️

Kinda how ~100% of IT salaried positions work. If you’re confused, you’re probably hourly.

No, I mean “my ask.”

Not jargon. Recognized by the Oxford advanced learner’s dictionary. Perhaps your understanding of English is not “advanced”.

It is what I am asking. It is my ask.

What an absurdly pointless hair to attempt to split. It’d be one thing if you were being inquisitive, but you’re out here just confidently incorrecting people lmao.

Stay in school, kiddo.

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How about we’ll get back to you after we get Harriet Tubman on the $20.

Why isn’t the NSFW filter working for this post lol? Titties on my phone at work, great.