This is so cursed
This is so cursed
Who’s to say he has a medical condition? My hands shake for some time after carrying heavy bags, but the shaking stops after a while. Maybe the guy strains his firearms a lot when he’s masturbating?
It’s nice to find a fellow “insurance worker” amidst all them software engineers/ IT guys here on Lemmy 😄
Oh yes, I usually end up saying “I work in insurance” because any more specific than that and people look at me with question marks in their faces
Starship trooper when I was still in kindergarten. The only thing I remember from this movie is the scene where the bug drills a hole in the soldiers head to drink his brain. Don’t plan to watch this movie ever again in my life
Love the warning label on the box
Had to switch from connect to Voyager to post this one
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I’d let him watch me cook too.
Same here! I do get drunk on occasion but never out of control
Actually, dual citizenship in Germany is only allowed for a few select non-EU countries. For everyone else: first you apply for citizenship. Then they say citizenship will be granted, under the condition that you provide proof of revoking your previous citizenship within 2 years. Then you revoke your previous citizenship and give the confirmation to the immigration department. They will process it (during those weeks you are practically stateless) and grant you citizenship on this basis. Source: did this three years ago
It’s a reference to an infamous 4 panel comic strip called “loss”. It’s one of them ancient memes from 2008. If I remember correctly, the story of the comic is that the dude rushes in to the hospital to find his pregnant wife had just lost their baby or something. If you dumb it down enough and reduce the characters to lines, you end up with
I II
II I–
Congratulations, you just figured out how healthcare works in the rest of developed countries
Especially people who never lived in a communist state
Mmmm love me some anus pudding
Nice! Freut mich für dich
Starship troopers. Still have the mental Image of the bug drilling a hole in a dudes head.
Also robo cop. All I can remember is him (only head and torso) being hooked up to cables and medical computers and one of the scientists says “what a weird kind of pain he’s having” or something like that
Omg YES. I am so tired of seeing bad news all the time, all it does is ruin your day. I come to Lemmy to unwind and escape reality, to look at some funny memes and forget my life for a bit, not to be constantly reminded of all the horrible things happening in the world.
This legit made me laugh out loud