110 is hot but I feel like for TX/AZ/CA is not like… freakishly hot. Way back like 10? years ago we (CA) had a random summer that was like maybe 112 on the worst days? Even 100°+ days in summer hasn’t been uncommon for a long time. I get that it’s bad because global warming is happening but also they’re all pretty well equipped to handle heat, it’s just the fires that fuck shit up.

I’m also pretty sure he qualifies for the “started blond but turned brown” camp anyways. It’s so sun bleached in that photo lol

Him and J* need to crawl back to whatever pit they were summoned from 🤢

So a reverse old yeller?

Good

I think it was the Vons chain that would play thunder noises when the misters would kick on. Childhood memory unlocked lol.

but the stør memes were so funny ???

Swagger and charisma are two kind of seperate things though no?

Is swagger the equivalent to rizz here, because tweakers can be pretty fucking funny sometimes when they’re not blitzed put of their skull.

LL bean used to be the shit in the early 00s, now it’s basically overpriced Walmart garbage

It’s dö or die bayybeeee

I honestly don’t understand why it hasn’t died out faster, it’s such a huge waste all around and so much stress for like… some pictures commentating the time you herded cats into the same room and maybe managed to keep them from fighting?

We’ll go full circle back to the days of yore when home improvement HGTV wasn’t also bundled with an irl soap opera.

Climb in back and we’ll be off!

This quote always feels apt: “People of faith, preying on people who pray”

Target had a policy for cashiers (for a while anyways) where you had to push red cards and you would get written up/verbal warnings if you attempted to skip the prompts or avoid it the team lead overheard. It was the fucking worst.

I forgot and somehow managed to convince myself I was a year older + told people that age all least year until my SO made me do the math LOL. tbh unless you’re talking to the doctor or your date I don’t think it really matters after a certain point.

Ah my main go to has been cockatrice! I will look into that too, ty!

I used to go to FNM every week with a group, got into EDH, built decks, went to GPs, it used to be so much fun! Now it’s just this cheap cash grab, Arena is miserable, Moto never gets talked about because they don’t profit off it like Arena (and it’s never going to get updated or fixed in any meaningful way), the power creep is absolutely bananas they’re on track to invalidating years worth of cards. It’s just really unfortunate it went downhill soooo fast. And we’re going to get more of these stupid crossover sets with a billion stupid overlapping keywords 😭.

It’s also frustrating because deck building games are fun, and Arena is the only “F2P” version that scratches that itch, but their hidden ranking/matchmaking system makes it borderline unbearable.

:( fuck wotc.

The fact that this has less video quality than an N64 game really adds something else