That’s the spirit!

On the plus side, your son will likely have an amazing pension. His retirement is probably more guaranteed than yours!

Mmmhmm, yup, yeah, wait…wut??

Let’s be real though. If 3 million women a year encountered men and only 2 got raped, we’d never have come up with the man-vs.-bear scenario in the first place.

Low key, it’s classy stoner music

Also a great soundtrack for schtupping.

Stahp, every time you say that, an Xer develops arthritis in their knees!

Now where’s my aleve…

Of course, but I know no Gen Xers who were raised how you describe. Maybe it’s regional?

Wait, what? I’m late Gen X, was raised by boomers as a free range, ride my bike everywhere latchkey kid, never got helicoptered. All my friends were the same.

I’m wondering how literal “girl” is. Like, would I go back to being a little girl? Absolutely not. But would I go back to being like 20? Maybe! There’s some shit I’d like to do differently.

However, I’d wayyyy rather have the cash.

I lost my sense of smell for two days when I got covid and it was so sad. I huff everything all the time. Husband, dog, books, food… There’s something comforting about smelling things.

Trill spots!

I disagree. A theoretical exact middle is a single point within the n-dimensional space that describes mindset. In reality, there’s a pretty wide swath of what’s considered “normal”; it occupies a volume in that n-dimensional space.

You shouldn’t rob a bank without a plan. You shouldn’t use your tongue to stop a fan.

I am from Jersey (New) too, and we love our our glottal stops. Once I was telling someone from out-of-state that I was from Trenton, and even after I said it three times, they still said they’d never heard of it. And I realized it’s because we pronounce it almost like “chre’in”. I don’t really pronounce the “nt” in the middle, it’s just a gap.

Bowie lookin’ slick per usual.

They need to do way instain mother

She is super adorable, old dogs are the best 🩶

I see two capital letter Is that have unnecessary serifs.

The Matrix.

All doggos belong here, especially yours!!