I’m never gunna attract the worm :'(

it’s Colby jack, burn it at the stake

more like why do I have 47,348 indeed job alerts even though I’ve repeatedly blocked them and flagged as spam

wait, they don’t come from egg plants?

bro relax it’s just burrito tape

I pulled my bed out to grab something that fell behind, forgot to push it back, turned off my light and went to lay down. Stubbed my pinky toe into the leg of the bed frame so hard that I broke two metatarsal. I already had arthritis and tendonitis along with an as of yet diagnosed neurological condition. It ended my welding career and made most general labor positions impossible, and with no office or administrative experience, I’m at a tremendous loss and now navigating the nightmare that is qualifying for disability assistance in the US with no insurance and no money for a doctor to get the proper medical records.

sounds like a challenge

not falling for this shit again lol. it’ll be canceled by may

drills hole in exhaust

grrr I’m a race car

in the restaurant we call this break time, the one on your head helps absorb the smell of your cigarette smoke, while the one on the bottom soaks up the swamp ass

this is why I always wear my inflatable buttplug to social gatherings

my toes are now bluer than they were before. did I miss a step?

how’s

I just used an M80 and some gauze

actually it’s filled with small virtual particles called deez and antideez that spontaneously annihilate my testicles

beltalowda!

damn all I got is frozen chicken tenders, I think we may have something here

speak for yourself, I’ve been shitting in my cat’s litter box for years

telamon and clockwork are rolling in their bricky grave

not only that but an anvil made of aluminum would dent and deform with just the slightest blow from a steel hammer, it’s really soft stuff. not too mention the weight difference or even a simple magnet test