Because… Palestine? Or buttery males? Or because they will grab onto any excuse to sit on their lazy asses instead of voting, and that impulse to do nothing intensifies with a female presidential candidate?

Yes, it is retarded. Almost to the goddamned Middle Ages in some respects. And its’ younger generations are just as stunted and stupid as the boomers they howl against. The deaf and blind screaming at the deaf and blind.

Ooh… shots fired across the bow of the Yellow Submarine!

C’mon, plucky little yellow fellow, torpedo the sh#t outta that blue meanie m#th#rf#ck#r!

Ted Stevens.

“The internet… isn’t a dump truck. It’s a series of tubes.”

Get Up (Feel Like Being An Art School Machine)

As a grown man who has always been into astronomy, have read books and magazines, watched series and documentaries for decades now, I recently felt this way again while delving into the geometries of cosmology.

Things like The Cosmic Horizon, the very far edge of light’s ability to reach us as it has travelled for 13.8 billion years, yet the source of that light is now 46.5 billion light years away from us. This is our largest cosmological compass, we can trace the circle and do some abstract math with it.

They have traced triangles inside the sphere of light that surrounds us and figured out the angles from that light, and there are two options:

1. The Universe is flat and possibly infinite.
2. If the Universe is curved, it is so incomprehensibly huge that we cannot detect its’ curvature even with our compass of 46.5 billion light years, must be at bare minimum 250 larger than what we can see, and that works out to 11.5 trillion light years in every direction from us, or a diameter of 23 trillion light years.
   Yet the Universe is only 13.8 billion years old.

For some reason, I feel like his stage name should be Baby Leroy.

Where Green?

I bet the judges will be grading on a curve

Lynda, definitely not.
Trump-supportin’ Karen, though…

Is this # O # #

Hey, I know eleven of those artists/bands!

How about dialing it down a notch, so it’s just a social faux pas instead?

Judge:
Dudes: Whoa… epic!

And do always remember to tell them that even some mild sinning can be INSANELY FUN!!! 🥳

🎵 ORE ROREN OTEN DAY!
ORE ROTEN DEYO!
(HEY!!!)
ORE ROREN OTEN DAY…
FATTENING UP OUR TAPEWORMS! 🎵

Fattening up our tapeworms!

Who took the picture?
The speedcam cam!

And never seemed to be under pressure to return

…and Elvis has left the building!

There’s a Monty Python sketch where someone handles a large glass container with a liquid that looked like rosé wine, no context provided.

Out of the blue, some BBC executive or execs wanted to censor the sketch because of “its’ visual depiction of menstrual urine”.

It truly takes some twisted, fucked-up minds to find obscenity everywhere they look, projecting Satan onto everything around them, carrying Satan piggyback even into neutral zones.