~~Nudermeisters~~

Reeeeaaaallllyyyyyyy wishing I could downvote your use of the word slit. It’s gross

Nah I’m just gonna lift that cheek up and stick my face in this time; knowing how plump her labia are, drives me crazy not being able to see them lol

-grabs protractor-

Fuck me… that’s such a great pic!

🤤

Probably call the cops lmao

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Just imagine what I could have derived with post-nut clarity!!

Ps: your username is awesome.

This is first time I’ve checked out your “geometry” with assistive tools lol, but one of the main reasons I like your ass so much, is just how circular your butt is. This image definitely exemplifies it, normally its just a bit of an arc, not such a semicircle. I feel super weird analyzing this so deep especially in public view, but also… how often do women get access to this kind of “inner reasoning”…I’ll volunteer to look like a weirdo to give you a small insight, its cool.

For me, its how amazingly circular your butt is in this picture!!! You have the butt version of that college professor who can draw chalkboard circles really well

Like… your butt is so fucking circular this image could be used to generate a 3d rendering material…

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All right one Glazed titty, coming up!

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Bruh it’s called clicking on user name and looking at previous posts.

Also your comment is stupid as fuck and makes no sense in context of the rhetorical question as posed.

damn these megapixels

Hahahahahhaa

it’s a nice post I suppose, but it’s not what I want

Wait… girls don’t zoom? Crazy. I wouldn’t sweat it, every time I’ve zoomed in on one of your posts, I’ve been absolutely thrilled. We don’t see whatever you see when you zoom in, we just see Yum Yum Yum bum

ENHANCE

But seriously, how else am I supposed to imagine my face in there?

I think its just shading 😘 let me zoom in though to make sure…

FML woman