Then she throws her drink in your face, storms out and git resets --hard origin/main && git clean -fdx

Carpenter’s axe to the utility line outside my house

A million better alternatives exist. I was curious about them.

The first time I used VI I typed a few characters, then hit backspace to delete some characters. Backspace doesn’t delete characters. I closed VI and never opened it again.

And what is that reason?

Jesus Christ your elbow