Also, declaring a beaver a fish, so that it could be eaten during Lent. Funny little loopholes

There are studies, I think, about swearing out loud actually reducing the subjective feeling of pain or discomfort

Not enough lemons

Finally, I can download more RAM

Pretty sure there are lines in the Bible that directly state it is enough to pray in your heart, without any outward symbols or churches or the like. So yeah, that’s not only a witty comeback, but also a good point from the consistency view

Could be worse, could be burn from hot candied nuts. Try explaining that one

Attack on Titan moment

That is indeed an L

The day/night natural cycle would likely keep them synchronized, unless they already had issues keeping up with the standard 24 hour cycle

Funny thing is, that’s most humans. There were experiments done on circadian rhythms where people were put in dark rooms with no clocks or anything to tell time by, and their internal “day” stretched out to 28-48 hours (depending on the case). So, everyone is from a different planet, some are just coping better

He’s a little confused, but he’s got the spirit!

The interesting thing is, Earth’s surface is pretty smooth already. Smoother than an average bowling ball, I think, relative to it’s radius

I love my 4 dimensional brownies! You can fit so many edges onto them!

The whole 2 parties thing isn’t even in the constitution tho, is it? I’m not American so I might not be as familiar with the details

Have you read the Mistborn novels, by any chance? That’s more or less what would happen, only without the cool metal magic

I assure you that Ukrainian is going to be just as funny to you, because we did loan like a third of our vocabulary from Polish. And another third is homophones, so you can have two layers of the broken phone game

As a Ukrainian, I can almost understand written Polish and Belarusian despite not speaking either. Spoken Polish tho… good luck

Or they just had them made large so that their descendants think they were more endowed than they really were. Like paying an artist to make your portrait prettier

Wizard is a magic science user

Witch is a magic chemistry user

Warlock is a magic outsourcer

Sorcerer is just built different

And then make a genderswap gun, complete with tests for it and a rogue AI