I’m a rope access industrial radiographer.
Edit: colloquially known as a “bomber”

Steel toe capped crocks

I think he’s in every dj cumberbund song.

Something like this

So, they are both smaller and there’s a giant leap up to amazonian.

So the 1950’s lass is wearing high heels. Without them she’s probably a similar height to the first lass.

The real dangers of drugs!

Here here! I also am not a big fan of chocolate, but dark chocolate, with chilli! Ooh la la.

The lead engineer at a site I work on from time to time is on a 3 on 3 off rotation (weeks) on an offshore oil rig.
It turns out he was having to miss some of his trips because he had to ‘look after his ailing father’.
It turns out he was spending this time working another lead engineer job, for the same oil company but in a different country.
He got away with it for months until some issue came up and he had to call into the office and they noticed his number was from another country, Saudi Arabia.
Haven’t been back to that site in a while so I don’t know what happened to him but he’s certainly not working there any more.

I’m on an oil rig in the north sea and last time this happened I was stuck out here for an extra week. I’m due home on Friday. Really really hoping this time isn’t at bad.

Not the first time I saw snow as I grew up on the Scottish Highlands and have had it since a baby, but I do remember someone else’s. My parents had a guest house and I remember one Christmas eve day around the living room with my family on Christmas Eve when it starts dumping snow, “nice, it’ll be a white Christmas” we all thought.
Then we heard a bunch of noise coming from the front car park, we peak out the curtains to see a family staying with us from somewhere is Africa, I can’t recall where but it was obviously their first time seeing snow, they were so excited, running outside on their pyjamas at 2300.
They were making snowballs, rolling around in the snow trying to make snow angels and on their hands and knees making snowmen.
My family just watched and chuckled as those outside slowly realised how cold and wet snow is. Within minutes the whole family was drenched and shivering and running back inside.
But for them it was a magical moment, makes me smile thinking back to it.