Ayy bb u up?

Have you heard of Gentoo?

So ~85 percent of the world is insecure because a naturalized citizen can run for office?

Why only black? She is half Indian. I don’t recall an Indian president?

Oh right nobody cares about other minorities, only kicking out Mexicans and propping up African Americans. Everyone else be damned.

Also why is the presidency limited to natural born citizens? Most of the world except the US, most of South America and a smattering of other countries require this. Shouldn’t everyone who has worked to gain citizenship be afforded the right to run for office? Doesn’t sound very free to me.

How about the people who go the wrong way around because it is quicker

It’s more than the Uvalde cops did at least

And everyone clapp… oops not that kind of story

And everyone saw that coming

I’m sorry, you lost me at PowerPoint. You hit F5? Have you checked your screen resolution?

TIL grudgingly is a word. I’ve only ever heard begrudgingly before.

Apparently grudgingly is done with lack of interest

Begrudgingly is done with envy

I use Lemmy Sync

I only browse Reddit at work with uBlock, but will never contribute again

Welcome to government funding.

School District: we need a new school

Enrollment: 4200

Government: Awesome, here’s $4.2 million, go build the 4200 student school.

SD: Uhh, won’t that take a few years? Should we add some buffer space to the plan?

Government: ehh, naah

Spongebob 3 years later: Welcome to Springfield High School!

Enrollment: 6900

Springfield: see, gooberment, we needed more classrooms!

Gooberment: heh, would you look at that. Lol. Well, use your budget to build some portables.

SD: Us? Why don’t you pay!?!?

Gooberment: Oh, haha, yeah, that’s an operating expense. We only fund capital projects! Don’t worry, give us a plan to expand and we can fund you in 10 years

10 years later: Ok gooberment, our numbers say we need 15 classrooms. But for the expansion, we should do 25 for future proofing

Gooberment: Oh, but you only need 15 now? Yeah here’s money for 15

2 years later: Here’s 15 classrooms!

SD: We need 25…

Gooberment: Oh, yeah, get some portables and talk to us in a few years!

Rinse and repeat

Credit card chargeback. The services you paid for were not rendered.

They forgot the best part. That model uses CO2 (it’s in the name), instead of older HFC (or very ancient CFC) based refrigerants.

Dude! You can make tendies and fries in 15 minutes!!!

Do you think they have open internet? Gmail?

Looked it up, nope, some shitty pay per message bullsit system.

Is it really appropriate for parents to snoop on everything their child does?

When did I say they need to be a helicopter parent? I am simply saying kids in the 90s had parents who did not grow up with this computer thing, and were not aware of what they could be doing. So kids could do whatever. This person obviously had this type of parent.

These days, if you’re not at least taking an interest in what websites and communities they are participating in, you are not parenting.

That argument is getting weaker every year. Let’s assume that the parents were 18 when they had her, that means the parents were born in 1985. That makes them millennials, who probably had the internet from at least 5 years old. So they aren’t some ignorant boomers who have no idea what the internet is, and they can take steps to moderate the experience.

Sure, I’ll leave a -20% tip!

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I’m still on the 5 for that feature.

Why they got rid of it, nobody knows…