What did Colorado New Mexico do to you?

Here, I enjoy the ambiguity the lack of oxford comma brings.

Her moves are weak

Tin roof rusted

Sometimes I think I’m thinking about the Roman Empire, but then it turns out I’m thinking about the Holy Roman Empire.

Maybe I don’t really wanna know

When you’re MAGA, reality is rigged

That’s it. I’m leaving

You guys get jean memes?

Johnny Chimpo back to his old shenanigans!

Shout when you wanna get off the ride

Here we go again

The same game 99.999% of people that played it are stuck on: Super Ghouls n Ghosts

You son of a bitch, I’m in!

KBSF-TV

That’s fucking funny. Silly humans

Don’t have a cow, man

Eat my shorts

Going alone? On a wide body if the middle has 4 or 5 seats, move to an inside aisle seat next to a couple or group of three, respectively. They’re more likely to disturb each other to get up for bathroom breaks than you. If you can do this with one seat between, that seat will be one of the last to fill.

I love me some window seats, but on the long haul it sucks to have to wake peeps to go take a piss.

Do get up and walk the plane. Your legs will thank you.

Buy a little sign that sticks on your seat to let the flight attendants know to wake you for food or do not disturb.

The reasons were many and verified.

Literally translates to “the cigarette gets you pregnant October”